what do I need?

Posted by tmz_99 on October 15th, 2005 filed in Uncategorized

If google advertising is to be believed, apperantly I need to find god.. go figure.. 😛

Anyway.. here’s something I picked up in my travels in blogs today, type in your name (in my case “Tom” and needs into google and see what you REALLY need according to google.

TOM NEEDS CURE FOR HOMOPHOBIA (yes, I do believe people shouldn’t be discriminated against).

Tom needs to find a good, reputable Boxer breeder. (strangly enough, I’m quite happy with the one boxer I need, perhaps he needs to breed? 😐 Panda has no reproductive organs 🙁 ).

Tom needs boosted. (We all need boost, about 22psi will do me fine thanks!)

Tom ‘Needs A Hat’. (So I can cover up the fact I also need a haircut)

Tom needs to stretch further, (that bottle is just out of reach)

Tom needs to be back in a school setting (ummm.. yeah, sure.. :S ).

Tom needs a swift kick in the face. (OK OK.. I’ll go to the school setting, no reason to become violent google!).

Tom needs Asian persuasion. (Tom agrees)

Tom needs to be punched…and kicked repeatedly. (No no, asian persuation is quite fine)

Tom needs to build your frame. (Yes!! discount frames all round).

From the above assesment I can only assume there are a lof of people with my name going around making others very pissed off to the point of violent reaction. I think I’m an endengered species.. 🙁


One Response to “what do I need?”

  1. celina Says:
    October 16th, 2005 at 7:17 am

    Thanks for the comment on my blog. I know exactly what you mean about being speechless.

    I did that Google search thing with my name. The results made me laugh, these are my favorite: Celina needs major help and fast (haha, yeah I do), Celina Needs A New Home (I like my home), celina needs to stop (ok ok I will), Celina needs another challenge (No I dont, LIAR!), Celina needs to behave (is it all the lying??), Celina needs 2 bras (hehe), Celina needs her diaper
    changed (i dont wear diapers!!), Celina Needs a Raise (I need a paying job first), Celina needs to take a few dancing lessons (that wouldnt hurt), Celina needs to slick Up her looks (awww…damn), Celina needs a spanking (i need a spankin!), Celina needs much of a reason to kill (no i dont, ok yes i do), Celina needs someone to write a song about her (isnt that sweet). Hmmm…that sure was a perfectly fun waste of 5 minutes haha. were you bored?

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