A Boney way to open a door

Posted by tmz_99 on October 16th, 2005 filed in Uncategorized

Musical breasts. Thats right, scientists are working on a bluetooth mp3 player to be implated into breast implants. I think on the surface this is great. For one, it does make breasts even more exciting then they already are, which undoubtedly is pretty exciting to start with; now men everywhere will have MORE reason to play with them.
Also, and more importantly, it heralds the new era of human/machine augmentation. I think it is about time that people thought outside the box and ‘upgraded’ themselves.
In today’s world where the mantra ‘survival of the fittest’ no longer stands due to advances in medical care it is up to the very scientists who robbed us of evolution to help prod it along.

The fact they are bluetooth would make for some interesting connectivity and possibilites of scanning for them in a nightclub and making them play silly tunes certainly exists.

The Skeleton Key


skeleton key

Horror is a weird genre, in that very few people actually enjoy watching it. I really like horror and this is a fesh and original one to be sure.
Kate Hudson plays a carer looking after an old man post-stroke in an old house in the Southern States of the US. However, all is not as it seems and soon a fiendish plot begins to unravel.
As is the problem with most intelligent movies, to review them too well would be to give away key plot components.
This movie is well thought out, intelligent and suspensefull. Definately enough reason to give it
8/10.


2 Responses to “A Boney way to open a door”

  1. Ghost Says:

    I just wanted to pose the question that if us girls could have musical breasts… whether then the men could be blessed with musical balls.. i was wondering whether it would bring more pleasure to the bedroom.. whether you would pick music that would enhance the experience.. whether like an ipod you could change the music.. or.. cause it was in your breasts.. or balls..?? whether you would have to pick an all time favourite set of songs to play… and whether you could get connections so that only you could hear it .. so headphones from either part of your body.. I find the whole idea rather disturbing! I wonder whether it would bring about more causes of breast cancer.. or whether if something electrical went wrong that close to your heart whether pple woudl suffer from more cases of heart attack or i guess in a males case… problems with erections..ect… My last querie and concern would be whether your breasts would still feel as nice and soft.. imagine getting the scans done… well enough wondering.. i presume this is what we pay scientists for.. to answer all the above!!!!!

  2. Blondie Says:

    I prefer the suspence thriller kind of thing to horror – is it gory or more suspence thriller like the Ring?

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