Hi Ho Hi Ho

Yep, off to work we go. I get back home Thursday around 4pm and then off to work again around 4am the following day. Looks like I’ll be going to the Ensco 106 (a rig I did about 2 years worth of work on) for a 10 day hitch. Thankfully it looks like it will pay for my mechanics pretty much, and still have enough money to buy some new tyres for the car (I wouldn’t bother usually, but it is Winter, and grip is a good thing).

I was thinking last night about the 80/20 rule, u know it’s the rule that allows people to make up bullshit statistics like
80 percent of people generate 20 percent of the GDP
or
20 percent of criminals are responsible for 80 percent of the crime
or even
80 percent of turtles swim 20 percent further then the rest
80 percent of sinners will squeeze into 20 percent of the rooms in hell (space is tight)
This is usually followed by “yep, it’s true, it’s the 80/20 rule”… all to often I have heard this bullshit referred to in corporate pep talks and even discussed over the boardroom table, why doesn’t it stop?!?! People are dumb.

Christina Aguilera has nice boobs.