I’d like to thank the academy

Well being a Sunday we had our weekly safety meeting (which I didn’t attend as I go to the night time one). AND I won the weekly STOP card safety award. In return I got a hat (I like hats) and a folder which I would never use so I gave it to a man with no folder. As the old saying goes, if you see a man with no legs, you should give him gloves. (because he walks with his hands)….

First, I’d like to thank the academy, without all this wouldn’t have been possible. The boys outside on the floor and the deck, the galley, my parents for raising me right. My dog, Panda, who is also very safety conscious. Raisins, without whom I wouldn’t have survived my poor teen years. Murder she wrote, which gave me many a good reason to do something else other then watch television. Hulk Hogan, who inspired many to stay away from drugs with his Hulkamania campaign. Linsday Lohan – the world needs cocaine addicted slappers for entertainment. Sparky, for moral support through these hard times. Light bulbs, which light up my life. Whiskey, which is as much a comfort as a way to kill my liver. My liver, for putting up with all the abuse. Chicken livers, for tasting good fried. Chickens, for being birds. The sun, without whom life on this planet wouldn’t occur and lastly and most importantly fish.