I need more crack

So, 11 days to go and I have run out of my usual chewy, the ‘ol wriggley’s “professional” range and have been forced to start chewing into my supply of Juicy Fruit “StappleBerry” (which as far as I can ascertain is an exotic berry, usually found growing in the top draws of office workers’ desks – thankfully, the sharp metallic tinge was removed for the chewable version). It’s initial head taste is not unlike strawberry ice cream but rather unfortunately it doesn’t last long at all, enabling me to chew through a whole packet within an hour.
11 Days to go until I can substitute my chewing gum abuse for something else.

In other news I’ve mostly successfully stayed away from ebay after my intial 1 week splurge (looking at my bank account helped).

My gf has glandular fever and sounds like a man… it’d be disturbing if I didn’t always call her Jack in bed.