Back at work (And the case of the dissapearing bed)
Posted by tmz_99 on June 30th, 2005 filed in UncategorizedWell thanks to a 4am start this morning, then a rather tireing flight on which I slept on the way (why sleeping would make me more tired is beyond me) In which I dremt (at different times) that I was sitting next to my mum, or my sister (I hope I didn’t say anything embarassing in my sleep).
So now it’s almost 1PM and I’m back at work trying to stay awake till midnight, and we about to have a rig move.. great.. 🙂 🙂
Anyways, as promised.
The Case of The Devestated Bed!
Judge Yamamoto presiding
The Accused: Panda the dog (speaking in his own defense)
The Prosecutor: Mr T
Mr T: Let the people see peoples’ exhibit A, a photo of the said “bed” covered up as the victim found it upon arrival in his room.
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Upon removal of the covers he found the bed had slices torn out of it… Peoples’ exhibit B:
And upon removal of said sheets, the sight that greeted the fool was more pitiful yet!! I pity the fool and peoples’ exhibit C!!!!
It is apperant that the accused with violent ferocity has attacked the victims bed, and not only has he strewn bits of it over the room, but also consumed a large amount of it, much like a cannabalistic tendancy, but with a bed – let’s call it bedalistic!! jaba jaba!!
Judge: Does the accused have anything to stay?
Panda: woof???
Judge: Case closed!! The dog is obviously innocent!!
Mr T: Jabba Jabba!!! that makes T mad!!
And so ends the case of the dissapearing bed!
A new couch has been purchased and is currently doing bed duties! 🙂
June 30th, 2005 at 5:40 pm
Thank you for your recent comments on my page. I believe that Panda may have been set up or possiblity that their was a third dog in the bushes by the book conservatory (sorry a little JFK humor there) — seriously, that had me laughing — very creative….. 🙂 Thanks!
June 30th, 2005 at 10:30 pm
lol, tom. well, it looks like the couch may be more comfortable after all. i still can’t believe you would accuse poor panda of such atrocities. shame on you and i expect you made it up to the poor puppy.
June 30th, 2005 at 10:43 pm
LOL I need Mr. T. to come prosecute my dog for the case of the disappearing door… where I came home and the bottom of my bathroom door was quite destroyed… there is also the case of the disappearing blinds, contact, sandwich… and last but not least stuffed dog my friend gave me… I have a serial offender here… do y’all practice the three strikes law???
July 1st, 2005 at 12:24 am
This is too funny!! Thanks for the comments on my page. No, I think there are tons of American women who are more concerned with families just not me!
July 1st, 2005 at 1:17 pm
Haha, that’s hilarious! It cheered me up. Thanx for the comments on my space, I was given a number where I can call to report this, should it ever happen again. See you around!
July 9th, 2005 at 10:22 pm
Tom,
You commented on my Russell Crowe blog and so I came to check out your site. I love your dog! With a face like that how could you be mad? Nice pictorial of the evidence I must add. Dogs are great. I have a beagle named Elvis who probably was a person in a former life and doesn’t realize he’s now a dog. He has a fettish for pink feather boas and had a torrid affair once with a stuffed white unicorn. I’m not sure whose mental scars are worse: the unicorn’s or my daughter’s. Any way, nice to meet you.
Janie