Can we just get it settled? I am not a kettle!!!

John Howard and the government are ripping us a new arsehole with their petrol prices, I would enocurage you to sign this petiton and at least try to do something to stop this crap.. Last time home I was paying$100 a week on fuel, the price has gone up around 10-15 cents in 3 weeks.. ridiculous.

In other news there has been an attack on the monkey towers by the spaghetti monster.

Burnt spaghetti slug head has burnt spaghetti on his skin. He likes playing 007 Racing on his games console, and his best meal is sloppy and squashed banana peel. He sometimes works at the Silly Circus.

The workers of the monkey towers are being treaded for shock. Owners of the silly circus did not comment.